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Roast-Then-Rescue Big Spoon
You complain the whole time, but you have never once not shown up.
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You don't care for people with sweet talk. You roast them while getting it done. You'll call them an idiot, then quietly have exactly what they needed ready. Being with you is rarely stressful, because you hide the serious stuff behind the jokes.
You in a relationship
- Roasts first, helps second
- Jokes away the awkward
- Zero cheesy lines
- But remembers everything
Your strengths
- You keep the relationship full of laughs, never stale
- You can make them laugh at their lowest point
- You don't turn little things into big things
Watch out for
- You can't get the serious words out, and sometimes they take it the wrong way
- When a joke goes too far, you don't even realize it landed
Everyone's version of love
You complain the whole time, but you have never once not shown up.